Published
HUMOR & FICTION
Please Help The Ecopod Habitat Biotel by Marriott in Our Efforts to Conserve
Online at McSweeney’s
Calypso Now
Online at The Morning News
A Mannequin in a Brooks Brothers Display Window
Awakens to Discover That He Has Been Dressed for Summer
Online at The Bygone Bureau
Other Adages for Sailors
Online at McSweeney’s
Additional Improvements to the Coors Light “Cold Activated” Beer Can
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Initial Pop Offerings
Online at McSweeney’s
A Post-Rapture Survival Checklist
Online at McSweeney’s
Roles I Imagine I am Auditioning for When I Shop at Whole Foods
Online at McSweeney’s
Less Popular Olan Mills Portrait Studio Backgrounds
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Small Talks
Online at McSweeney’s
Circumstances Under Which I Would Enjoy Whale Watching
Online at McSweeney’s
Mildly Upsetting Fortune-Cookie Messages
Online at McSweeney’s
The Unusual Emigration of Franklin Lewitt
Online at Hobart
TRAVEL
Feast: Mongolia
A dispatch of adventurous gastronomy from Mongolia.
Wend Magazine
The Commute is the Thing: The Art of Travel Involved in Traveling
Wend Magazine
Cover Photo
Wend Magazine
Going West in a 1977 Westfalia
Everywhere Magazine, Issue 3
Cut and Paste, Indian Style
Everywhere Magazine, Issue 2
China’s Chinese Theme Park
Everywhere Magazine, Issue 2
LIFESTYLE & HOME
Leap of Faith
A family embraces the unknown to build a pair of houses for the distant future.
Portland Spaces Magazine
Here Comes The Sun
A clever sunroom remodel heats an entire home, year-round.
Portland Spaces Magazine
James Frank, Master Builder Profile
Portland Spaces Magazine
Den of Zen – Coworking Office Spaces
Portland Spaces Magazine
CURIOSITIES
An AP English student’s review of a humor piece I wrote
A mention of Reason to Wander in the Boston Globe
Information for Mothers Deciding The Future Occupations of their Babies
