"Dancing With the Czars" Season 1 Selected Judges' Comments

"Shuisky if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times: Do it like you’re holding a ruble in your butt. A really sexy ruble."

"I’ve made a list of things the Russians are famous for: Russian vodka, Russian roulette, Russian dressing. And you’ve added rumba to that list, Peter III."

"All I want is for you to give us one-hundred-and-sex percent Mikhail. Can you do that you sexy beast?"

"Well that was a clumsy mess. You should be making us feel like we’re watching you descend the Winter Palace staircase in St Petersburg for the Feast of the Epiphany, not sitting down for pudding night in Ft. Lauderdale."

"Ivan, Ivan, Ivan!! Ivanna know what love is! It’s me watching you wiggle your tush in the paso doble, darling!"

"Sorry Feodor, but it’s like we’re watching a limp noodle pinned to a clothesline in a muggy breeze. Where in God’s name is the sex?"

"I don’t know how they did it in 1680 Alexei, but in 2010 we like it flirty and dirty."

"Gudonov? No sir. Tonight you were, Greatonov."