On Portland’s MAX train:

GIRL 1
Ahhhh! My allergies are so fucking bad this year!

GIRL 2
I’m so lucky I’m not allergic to anything.

GIRL 1
Ugh. I hate you.

GIRL 2
Actually, no. Heroin. I’m allergic to heroin.

GIRL 1
How did you find that out?

GIRL 2
Remember Shawn?

GIRL 1
You did heroin with Shawn?

GIRL 2
He shot me up when I was asleep and I went to the hospital.

GIRL1
That’s wrong! I’m glad he’s dead.