Comments Spoken or Overheard at Cirque Du Soleil: Varekai

ME
That's supposed to be Icarus. What happened is that he-
FRIEND
Flew too close to the sun and melted the wax, yeah I know the story motherfucker.

"I'm so glad we got stoned in the car."

"I've never peed next to a man before. I can see your feet under the stall and they're pointed the wrong way."

"Is that guy really hurt? I think that's part of the show. No he looks hurt, he's holding his back. That must be part of the show. Oh god, that's not part of the show!"

"This is my 8th Cirque. Their butts get smaller every year."

"Oh my god that's hot. I wanna see those two guys do it."

"I bet if there was an M&M in there, you'd see it."

"It's just like the regular circus is for kids, except nothing like it because it's not sad and gross."