Some Reasons You Might Need To Drive Around The City in
That Land Rover Equipped With an Engine Snorkel
Insider knowledge about the wrath of God
Trying to get ahead of the whole “Boat Utility Vehicle” craze
Dared by unstable relative to purchase the most
impractical car available to you
Not very good at negotiating with car salesmen
You are Aquaman and you need a discreet way to
access your partially submerged lair
Pretty upset by all that tsunami business last year
Eccentric billionaire
You are concerned about the size of your penis,
but thought that buying a monster truck would be too “hillbilly”
Newest business venture:
Urban Safari trips through neighborhoods with poor drainage
Discussion:
These are all fantastic, especially the one about the 'tsunami business'.
Still trying to remind myself that a little rain never hurt anyone, and that it sure as hell beats the "You gotta be kidding me" cold that IS Chicago this time of year.
Hmmm....engine snorkel...I'm going to guess that you recently watched "Dante's Peak". Am I right?
Also, what of those magical, lava-proof tires on Pierce Brosnan's truck?
LOL ... yeah, those were pretty funny!
It was frightening the amount of SUV's and Hummers I saw driving around Houston (a city with air quality that makes LA look like Honolulu). -yipes!
There's a man here who drives to work every day in a camoflauged Land Rover equipped with some kind of Amazon Adventure package. He parks behind my building and I've thought about waiting beside it to ask his motivation. I've been holding out some hope that he won it in a contest and decided to keep it as a joke, but then I listened to Bush's press conference this morning and I'm feeling less optimistic about humanity. Maybe when the weather improves, something something.
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