Titans of Nutriment

Two months ago, in the asphalt jungle of West Hollywood:

FATBURGER
Hi can I help you?

ME
Yeah, I'll have a chocolate shake. That's it.

FATBURGER
Ok and your name?

ME
Sloan.

FATBURGER
Shawn?

ME
No, Sloan.

FATBURGER
(incredulous)
Sloan?! I've never heard that one before!

ME
It's a family name.

FATBURGER
Weird. Here's your receipt, we'll call you when it's ready.

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Discussion:

Anonymous geroge brett:

anything happen when Probst ordered his nasty burger that stunk up my apartment for four hours?

December 07, 2005  
Anonymous chelsie:

LOL ... in a city of artists, you don't actually expect us to spell do you ??

December 07, 2005  
Anonymous Sloan:

Yeah, Probst hit on the girl behind the counter.

December 07, 2005  
Anonymous That guy who takes tickets at The Roxy:

Working at Fatburger is her bread and butter, but what she really wants to do is direct traffic.

December 07, 2005  
Anonymous the girl behind the counter:

I'm a man, baby

December 07, 2005  
Anonymous Amish Abe:

I'm a baby man!

December 07, 2005  
Anonymous Regina:

Slown, sorry to see this. I've stopped correcting the mispronunciation of my last name, which is spelled HERPES, but pronounced HAIR-PIECE.

December 07, 2005  

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