Titans of Nutriment
Two months ago, in the asphalt jungle of West Hollywood:
FATBURGER
Hi can I help you?
ME
Yeah, I'll have a chocolate shake. That's it.
FATBURGER
Ok and your name?
ME
Sloan.
FATBURGER
Shawn?
ME
No, Sloan.
FATBURGER
(incredulous)
Sloan?! I've never heard that one before!
ME
It's a family name.
FATBURGER
Weird. Here's your receipt, we'll call you when it's ready.
FATBURGER
Hi can I help you?
ME
Yeah, I'll have a chocolate shake. That's it.
FATBURGER
Ok and your name?
ME
Sloan.
FATBURGER
Shawn?
ME
No, Sloan.
FATBURGER
(incredulous)
Sloan?! I've never heard that one before!
ME
It's a family name.
FATBURGER
Weird. Here's your receipt, we'll call you when it's ready.
Discussion:
anything happen when Probst ordered his nasty burger that stunk up my apartment for four hours?
LOL ... in a city of artists, you don't actually expect us to spell do you ??
Yeah, Probst hit on the girl behind the counter.
Working at Fatburger is her bread and butter, but what she really wants to do is direct traffic.
I'm a man, baby
I'm a baby man!
Slown, sorry to see this. I've stopped correcting the mispronunciation of my last name, which is spelled HERPES, but pronounced HAIR-PIECE.
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