Comments Spoken or Overheard During
A Recent Viewing of March of The Penguins
"Uh oh. I have a bad feeling about that gaping ice crack."
"Skitter, Huddle and Vomit: Narrated by Morgan Freeman"
"Penguin sex is exactly as I'd imagined it. The soundtrack is different though."
"Uh oh. I have a bad feeling about that albatross."
"Big deal, we used to skateboard in hurricane winds when I was a kid."
"They make terrible pets, so don't even think about it."
"My god I'm so hot for you right now."
"Uh oh. I have a bad feeling about that depressed mother penguin."
"This is all a little unnecessary, don't you think?"
"Hundreds of thousands of years and you're telling me the polar bears
can't find this secret rookery? Idiots."
"Uh oh. I have a bad feeling about this artificially imposed and overly melodramatic political, sexual and social narrative."
"Gaaaaaaak"
Discussion:
You should have written *spoiler alert* at the beginning. Now there's no reason for me to see this movie! Damn you, Sloan!
penguins suck.
Polar Bears in the Antarctic? When did that start?
"George Brett for Governor, 2006"
Polar Bears in Antartic... yeah, I saw that on a Coke commercial. They were all happy & dancing. It *has* to be real!
I think we should be on high alert for Morgan Freeman. He is poised to launch a full attack on the film industry, narrating every goddamned thing possible. He must be horrible on car rides, dontcha think?
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