A Few of The Unfortunate Side Effects Experienced After Taking A Double Dose of Recently-Expired Tussin
Shampoo and conditioner applied to hair in reverse order
Suddenly unable to follow "push" and "pull" directions
posted on all doors
Fed dog food to the cat, cat immediately vomited on sofa
Very sweaty
Made peanut butter and peanut butter sandwich for lunch
Left toilet seat up, got yelled at
Got on the wrong train, ended up at the airport
Night terrors
Only able to respond to elevator small talk with
grunting, pointing and scratching
Partially colorblind (may be pre-existing)
Offered to help friends move next Saturday at 8am,
morning after trendy indie-rock concert
Bought several hundred dollars worth of irregular pants
at Ross Dress For Less
Tried to pay for coffee with an old gas receipt
Can't remember my favorite fruit (pears?)
Four words: Black belt, brown shoes
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having the sudden urge to create a daisy-chain headband.
then, attempting to find a field of flowers in LA
not.gonna.happen.
Okay, number one: What the hell is "Teddy Robinson" supposed to mean? There are many conotations...and I'm not sure whether to be flattered or insulted. You like confusing women, don't you? Second: I want to be stuck in an elevator with you one day and see firsthand how this grunting and pointing goes down. Last but not least: Should we still do a West Coast tour this summer now that Mikey's abandoned you all for the...middle????
Can I have some of your Ireggular Pants? If you know what I mean. And I think that you do.
Geezer Tussin? So that's my problem all this time, grunting, pointing and scatching. I'll try to watch my expiration dates too!
Tussin cures everything. Got a broken leg? Just rub some Tussin on it.
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