Some Things I Honked at During the Month of September
Man dressed in chicken suit playing banjo for grand opening of sheet music store
The rising cost of gasoline
Leaning forward to retrieve bag of Doritos dropped on floor, shoulder hits horn
Excited about possible Bigfoot sighting (pile of wet carpets)
Upset about sun shining in eyes, too low for sun shade
Passing by overturned ice cream truck
Classic rock station announces 30 minute "Get The Led Out" Rock Block
Jaywalker (young, baggy pants, not enough hustle)
Woman who looked like Gallagher, pre 1980
"Last Chance Corn Dogs, 2 for $1.00"
Encouragment for man running from small brush fire
Construction worker picking nose, early morning
Cows humping
Driving through tunnel (very dark)
Remembering that I left the coffee pot on
The obvious and unforgivable incompetence of others (37 instances)
Discussion:
What about to just, "spread some love?"
Anyone who can drive through a tunnel without honking is dead inside.
I never honk, I hold my breath instead. Its not as loud but it seems like a good idea.
Boggsy honked in a tunnel and then said "I love tunnels," in such a way that I was not 100% there was a cause/effect thing going on. (It was decidedly not dark in this tunnel.)
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