Nicknames That Will Not Be Well Received By This Summer's Interns

Pigeon
Mayor McFaxes
Special Projects
Oddjob
The Errand-Bot 3000
Workling
Human Shield
Hey
Freebie
Lionel Not-So-Richie
Caveat
Baron Von Get-Me-Some-Coffee
Captain Mailmerge
Emanuel Labor
Not Paul, the kid that's faster than Paul
Jimtern