Doomed Relationships: What Teal May Have Done With Jada

{This doomed relationship communique was found on North Portland Blvd. Those of you that are teachers will be less interested because you find these back-and-forth notes every day. For everyone else, here's the deal: The girl on top, we think her name is Jancine, heard some shit about Jada and Teal. Rumours. For some reason, people always gotta be sayin' some shit about Jada and Teal. So people said some shit about Jada and Teal and people, Jancine didn't believe it because you KNOW that kind of shit is so eigth grade and why would Jada do that anyway? She probably wouldn't and she says so at the bottom. On the other hand, with a name like "Teal," dude's gotta be HOTTT and Jada just got out of a bad relationship so we all know what really went down. Drinka drinka, squeaka squeaka. With all this bullshit flying around though, Jada and Teal are done before they even got started. But not before they got busy. Ninth grade!}