Trouser Trauma
Walking back from lunch last week with R, always a pleasure. He's one of my favorite people, but someone who is perpetually vexed by those small bits of life that you and I take for granted.
R
I'm sick of this. I hate my pants, they never fit right.
S
You're a very oddly shaped man.
R
Yeah thanks. God! It's all wedgies, man. I can't do this anymore.
S
You know what you need to do? You need to find that one store that carries pants that fit you. Try every store, there has to be one that caters to your bizarre form.
R
I have! It's JC Penny's, man!
S
Crap.
R
(twisting pants)
This sucks.
S
Hey, how's your rash? Did that ever clear up?
R
Shut up.
Discussion:
I too, had R's problem with regards to pants not fitting correctly.
Know how I cured it? I died.
Dude, good pants (jeans)are hard to find (for under $50.00). I've been looking for months!
'Sheed! Man, I miss that guy. How can he still be at PDC? I think that place just confirms his dour (albeit spicy) view on life (and pants) in general. I mean, Penny's, that's inspirational, but twisted. Sort of like PDC. Hey, maybe you all could start a Pants Empowerment Zone.
Post a Comment