What's Missing From Your Vegan Meal?
Moo
A sense of accomplishment
Wow
Mmmmmm
The sweet viscous fluid of bees
Confidence
Snouts and anus, probably
Soul
"A side of ranch, or blue cheese if you have it"
Smething slippery
Hope
A desire for seconds
Laughter
A sense of accomplishment
Wow
Mmmmmm
The sweet viscous fluid of bees
Confidence
Snouts and anus, probably
Soul
"A side of ranch, or blue cheese if you have it"
Smething slippery
Hope
A desire for seconds
Laughter
Discussion:
Them'r fightin' words...
How about:
-a quick run to the toilet afterwards
-guilt
-cruelty
-bad karma
-inferiority complex
-clogged arteries
-comments like: "I'm so stuffed I can't f*ckin' move."
-deep sense of dread
-Katie's right, you know, ABOUT EVERYTHING
i don't know, katie...one time i ate SOOOO many bananas that i literally said "i'm so stuffed i can't fucking move," then i ran very quickly to the toilet (where i did some math problems). then a couple days later i was walking down the street and got HIT IN THE HEAD BY A FALLING BANANA! talk about KARMA! and now whenever i walk into the produce section of the market and see the Big Banana Cart i feel an overwhelming sense of dread.
and a tiny bit guilty...
Notice I left "self-righteous indignation" off the list.
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