Doomed Relationships Part Three:
Best "Monthsary" Present Ever
{This small-piece-of-wood-turned-one-month-anniversary-present was found on the sidewalk in Portland's Chinatown. See also Part One and Part Two.}
Labels: Found or Taken
Discussion:
I'm not so sure this relationship is doomed. Not so long into our courtship, Marc gave me a paper plate with the following "poem":
Roses are red
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish
I still have that plate somewhere and will probably dig it out come our anniversary, take a picture, and make fun of it on the Internet.
I hate to tell you this, but he gave me the same poem on a cocktail napkin at Mikey's wedding. I keep it with me always, in my wallet.
You should be happy about such a gift… think of the sacrifice!
This is one of those things that makes me feel inferior.
I feel silly now for giving gifts to girls and stating "Happy One Month Anniversary Baby!".
I could have reduced my wording and come across with the point in two simple words. You are now allowed to beat me with this Monthsary gift.
The Chez.
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