Swell Done!

{This small-piece-of-wood-turned-one-month-anniversary-present was found on the sidewalk in Portland's Chinatown. See also Part One and Part Two.}

kate:: I'm not so sure this relationship is doomed. Not so long into our courtship, Marc gave me a paper plate with the following "poem":

Roses are red
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish

I still have that plate somewhere and will probably dig it out come our anniversary, take a picture, and make fun of it on the Internet.; June 20, 2005
Good Grief:: I hate to tell you this, but he gave me the same poem on a cocktail napkin at Mikey's wedding. I keep it with me always, in my wallet.; June 20, 2005
the Lorax:: You should be happy about such a gift… think of the sacrifice!; June 20, 2005
Anonymous:: This is one of those things that makes me feel inferior.
I feel silly now for giving gifts to girls and stating "Happy One Month Anniversary Baby!".
I could have reduced my wording and come across with the point in two simple words. You are now allowed to beat me with this Monthsary gift.

The Chez.; June 20, 2005