The Cows May Have Come Home
Unexplained increase in long-distance calls to
unfamiliar Midwestern towns
Bathroom reading material appears lightly chewed
New soy milk repeatedly found in trash
Somehow, hay in the bed
Meats in freezer labeled "Disappointing" and "Unfortunate"
Unannounced visits by polite members of local Hindu Temple
Uncle Frank asking if "anyone else smells that"
more often than usual
At night, the soft rustle of tail switching through open windows
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Discussion:
Nice! You should read this at the local coffee house poetry jam and ring a large cow bell between lines.
;-)
The only thing worse than a poetry jam is a poetry slam. You heard me.
I'm telling you, with the exception of hay in the bed, this could be titled "Kate May Have Moved In". UNCANNY...
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