Another Short List for Friday
Commonplace Phrases from Your Workplace That Could be Mistaken for Sexual Euphemisms by Someone Who Has Been Without Relations for a Number of Months, Non-Autobiographical
"We welcome your rebuttal"
"I'm a big fan of direct deposit"
"We should tell them where to park it - they may have a lot to unload."
"A little later in the meeting, Paul's going to fill us all in, right Paul?"
"You have a visitor downstairs"
"OK, I'll be finished in five minutes"
"We ask that you please NOT attempt to stuff oversized packages into people's inboxes."
"You know Shirley in Finance? She and I had sex on this table once."
Discussion:
Nice move, Steve. Telling everybody we had sex on that table once. Once? Do you forget about the Quarter Four FY03 Shareholder's meeting? I see you're not thinking outside my box.
"Hey Snoop, Ms. Hennesy needs you to de-bone her salmon fillet."
Wasn't it Hennessee? God she was an awful manager.
"Non-autobiographical my butt."
This chick asked me to non-autobiographical her butt once. Once.
I have one to add: "Katie, I need you down here right now."
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