Some Lists for Which I Have No Lists
Phrases That Sound Better When Spoken With a British Accent
Lesser Known Holiday Traditions
Better With Bacon
Ill-Advised Charity Car Washes
Several Weekends Worth Forgetting
Less Popular Crayola Crayon Colors
Nordic Death Metal Band or Ikea Furniture?
Suggested Nicknames For Your Summer Intern
Socks or No Socks?
{I'm started and stumped on most of these for several months now; co-authorship opportunities available, inquire within.}
Discussion:
Could we all just add one like some weird hippie community? Here be my additions:
"Keep your Oar in the Water"
"Hiding the Afikomen"
"Kira Sedgwick"
"The Fourth Annual Ed Begley Jr. Hybrid Car Wash and Dunk Tank"
"Honeymoons #3 and #7"
"Schiavo Pall"
"Erslev Yarn Rug/Fjords of Gorlock"
"Richard 'Dickie Dubs' Williams and Anthony 'T-Piddy' Pidala"
"Socks. It's gotsta. It's silly notsta"
Brother, I've got a spare bedroom waiting for you when you get tired of the whole "family" thing. Mine:
"You are invited to take advantage of the Chambermaid."
"Who's Got Babka Pants?"
"Lettuce and Tomato Sandwich"
"Hemp Magazine's 8th Annual Suds n Buds"
"Four words: 'Sea World is Closed'"
"Angry Educated Black Man"
"Riguur Kilby"
"Pigeon"
"Socks: Cousin Alan's Kansas Wedding, July 1986."
"No Socks: Cousin Alan at Kansas Concert, June 1976."
Your list: $9,999,999.99
My reaction when I read your first sentence not realizing your colon was correctly placed AFTER the word "Mine" and not before it: priceless
I got some:
-"I swear. By thee, I foreswear."
-Dad gets drunk & steals our savings bonds
-Heart Disease
-Pasco County Democrats for Dukakis Car Wash
-Pasco County Democrats for Dukakis Funk and Grunk Weekend in Orlando circa 1988
-Pope John Pall
-Kiljoy Rugburn
-Tootie
-Go with socks and make sure they're clean in case you get into an accident.
Pope. John. Pall. Katie, that settles it - you gotta make some more babies.
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