Some Lists for Which I Have No Lists

Phrases That Sound Better When Spoken With a British Accent
Lesser Known Holiday Traditions
Better With Bacon
Ill-Advised Charity Car Washes
Several Weekends Worth Forgetting
Less Popular Crayola Crayon Colors
Nordic Death Metal Band or Ikea Furniture?
Suggested Nicknames For Your Summer Intern
Socks or No Socks?

{I'm started and stumped on most of these for several months now; co-authorship opportunities available, inquire within.}