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{We have learned that a small jar of army men, kept on a dining table, will invade every dinner party.}

Discussion:

Anonymous Drew Barelymore:

Tommy Green looks damn good since that ball stuff got fixed. Too bad he's not in a band.

May 01, 2005  
Anonymous What a Fag am I:

Dude. Am I the only one who geeks out that you linked "Random Jam" to refresh your page? Totally bad ass. Many a night has been wasted hitting the refresh button. Marry me.

May 01, 2005  
Anonymous hicky burr:

Marc it's not only possible, it's probable.

May 01, 2005  
Anonymous kate:

Forget the subtle violence inherent in each picture, I'd like to know what's on that red square hanging between the two windows. My guess is a postcard from some European museum or perhaps a California forest fire.

May 02, 2005  
Anonymous sloan:

Fascinating that you would focus on that detail. What about the fact that I lined the bazooka up perfectly with the window line to the left of Zach's head? The red square is actually this photo, taken at a coffee shop in Boise and held on the wall with a clothespin. Fancy.

May 02, 2005  
Anonymous kate:

Wow, Boise, huh? I should print a t-shirt that says, "I Learned Everything I Know About Art from the Gasparilla Arts Festival." Or "I Suck." Whichever works.

May 02, 2005  
Anonymous Tommy Green:

It's not as if I didn't try. I started up a band called "1 Nut's Enuf", but people just weren't responding very well to our particular brand of "dork thrash" metal.

May 02, 2005  
Anonymous Special K:

Wow tommy. I'll never look at you the same again.

May 02, 2005  

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