Appropriate uses for the Steaming Hot Water in my office kitchen, advertised to be 190 degrees but which I have personally measured to be only 97.

Lightly cooked oatmeal
Sink-bath for baby
Splash fight!
Poorly brewed coffee for afternoon meeting with pro bono clients
Soothing foot soak
Acheiving that "wet look" desirable in erotic portraiture
Mixed laundry

{Editor's Note: The water's been fixed as of late, evidenced by the scald received while trying to initiate a splash fight.}